Oh my gosh! I missed reposting my annual holiday post. For those of you who already celebrated Chanukah you’ll have 
to remember the tips for next year when I might forget to post them again. For those of you who celebrate Christmas you have 4 days to follow the tips. For the rest of you, you can ALWAYS follow the last two tips any time you run out of steam or time …
So! As I speak, time is running out. (Actually “time” doesn’t run out it since linear “time” is just a tiny mechanism in our brains that helps us keep our sanity).
Peace on Earth & Sanity to all my Friends!
Christmas:
- Instead of buying a tree watch your friends decorate (and take down) theirs
- Convert to Judaism
- Sit in the lobby of a 5-star hotel and enjoy EXPENSIVE decorations.
- Adopt a turkey, instead of eating one.
- Make dinner potluck, you supply the paper plates and plastic cutlery
- Christmas dinner – Start with dessert and forget the rest.
- Sit on the beach in Bali
- Go to bed on the 23rd and get up on the 3rd
- Only buy presents for Jesus.
- Put a cover on the outside chimney opening so you don’t have to put out cookies and milk.
Chanukah:
11. Watch your friends decorate (and take down) their Christmas tree.
12. Convert to Christianity
13. Stay in a 5-star hotel for 8 days and nights.
14. Use credit cards instead of gelt
15. Instead of gambling with a dreidle at home go to Vegas
16. Don’t give presents, do good deeds
17. Go to bed on Thanksgiving and wake up on Christmas
18. Bake a potato instead of grating them to death
19. Eat macaroons with Ben & Jerry
New Years:
20. Remember, you are in bed until the 3rd, unless you’re Jewish.
21. If you are Jewish, go back to bed.
Thanks for this very useful list, Judy-Judith, and not a moment too soon. I’m on my way down to a 5-star hotel to sit around in the lobby as if I belong there, while enjoying the (expensive) festive decor. Brilliant. Happy holidays to you!
XOXO
Carolyn, Save me a seat!