Part of a flight attendant’s arrival announcement: “We’d like to thank
you folks for flying with us today.. And, the next time you get the
insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal
tube, we hope you’ll think of Kulula Airways.”
Heard on a Kulula flight. “Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke,
the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing.. If you can light
’em, you can smoke ’em.”
Heard on Kulula 255 just after a very hard landing in Cape Town : The
flight attendant came on the intercom and said, “That was quite a bump
and I know what y’all are thinking. I’m here to tell you it wasn’t the
airline’s fault, it wasn’t the pilot’s fault, it wasn’t the flight attendant’s fault, it was the asphalt.”
From a Kulula employee: ” Welcome aboard Kulula 271 to Port Elizabeth .
To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and
pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don’t
know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public
“In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend
from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your
face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask
before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one
small child, pick your favourite.”
Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but
we’ll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember,
nobody loves you, or your money, more than Kulula Airlines.”
Kulula is a South-African airline that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Remind you of anyone, er anyTHING . . .
Congratulations Joyce K. for submitting Kulula and inspiring the winning name!
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