2010 in review by WordPress & Max

Dear My Best Friends,

Unexpectedly I received this report from the stats helper monkeys at WordPress. (Their term, not mine) I am very pleased that they took time out of their busy schedule to send me this report which is below in black.

HOWEVER, because they are of a different genus-species I found discrepancies and errors in their report which I’ve corrected below.  My corrections and translations from Monkey talk to Max-Talk are in red, just like this paragraph.

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how CreativitytotheMAX, the blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.

Translation:  WOWF!

Crunchy numbers

Featured image

A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 6,100 times in 2010. That’s about 15 full 747s.

Translation: A bag can hold 538 doggie treats.  Max has earned 747 bags of doggie treats, to be delivered upon demand.

In 2010, there were 222 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 239 posts. There were 1037 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 954mb. That’s about 3 pictures per day.

Translation:  747 of those pictures were of me.  That’s 747 times I was required to pose.  Earning 747 bags of doggie cookies.

The busiest day of the year was October 4th with 316 views. The most popular post that day was Contest: The Seasons of our Lives.

ERROR!  ERROR!  ERROR!:  The busiest day of the year was on any day I was the author of the post.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were facebook.com, alphainventions.com, mail.yahoo.com, digg.com, and mail.live.com.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for fish with eye spots, fish eye spots, kathe caldwell, eyespot butterflies, and judithwesterfield blog.

Error!  Error! Error!  The visitors came searching for ME, MAX  

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

1

Contest: The Seasons of our Lives October 2010
12 comments

2

Judy Judith January 2010
6 comments

3

Workshops, Groups and Retreats February 2010
2 comments

4

What’s Therapeutic about Creative Expression January 2010
2 comments

5

21 Ways to Keep Your Sanity for the Holidays November 2010
5 comments and 1 Like on WordPress.com,

ERROR!  ERROR!  ERROR!:  These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010 (and that’s just the last 2 months of the year!):

1.  3 or 6 Wishes for the New Year Dec 30th
https://judithwesterfield.wordpress.com/2010/12/30/3-or-6-wishes-for-the-new-year-from-max/

2.  Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Dec 24th
https://judithwesterfield.wordpress.com/2010/12/24/jingle-bells-jingle-bells-by-max/

3.  From Mae’s Mouth to My Ears, Dec 17th
https://judithwesterfield.wordpress.com/2010/12/17/from-maes-mouth-to-my-ears/

4.  Purple tothe MAX, Dec 15th
https://judithwesterfield.wordpress.com/2010/12/15/purple-to-the-max/


5.  Fan Mail from My Max-A-Natics, Dec 10th
http://judithwesterfield.wordpress.com/2010/12/10/fan-mail-from-my-max-a-natics/

6.  Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Dec 5th
https://judithwesterfield.wordpress.com/2010/12/05/let-it-snow-let-it-snow-let-it-snow/

7.  The Most Stupid Dog in the World, Nov 24th
https://judithwesterfield.wordpress.com/2010/11/24/stupidist-dog-in-the-world/

8.  Max-E-Mizing, November 21st
https://judithwesterfield.wordpress.com/2010/11/21/max-e-mizing/

9.  MEET MAX AND FRIENDS https://judithwesterfield.wordpress.com/max/

Thank you  WordPress Helper Monkeys.  You tried your best even tho your report was full of errors.   Can’t  have too high a level of expectation from the species that gave birth to humans anyway.

7 comments on “2010 in review by WordPress & Max

  1. Glad you sorted things out, Max, or folks might have had the wrong impression from those helper monkeys! I’d better take a second look at what the helper monkeys sent me: perhaps there are glaring errors there too! (I don’t speak monkey all that well: I have trouble with pronunciation.) But, I can read a bit of monkey, so I’ll see what my translation (via koi and pug) comes up with!

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