Why Dogs (and possibly cats) are better than Human Children

Dear my Best Friend Rosemary Lee,  http://rosemaryl.blogspot.com/

Thank you for sending my Human a reminder that she is very lucky to have me.

I do, of course, need to make CLARIFICATIONS on your original e-mail.


Cats and ESPECIALLY DOGS are better than kids because they:

(1) Eat less  JUNK FOOD

(2) Don’t ask for money all the time, JUST ASK FOR TIME.

(3) Are easier to train.  WE TRAIN HUMANS.

(4) Normally come when called because we have no cell phone and don’t want to miss dinner or snacks

(5) Never ask to drive the car and are CONTENT TO RIDE IN THE CAR WITH YOU.

(7) Don’t smoke or drink anything other than smoked bar-b-que and water.

(8) Don’t want to wear your clothes ESPECIALLY on HALLOWEEN.

(9) Don’t have to buy the latest fashions, just the latest dog cookies

(10) Don’t need a gazillion dollars for college.  We would rather be home schooled

(11) If they get pregnant, you can sell their children…..       Whoa, NOW you’ve gone a bit too far Rose!

26 days old

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, Max

P.S.  I want you to know it was NOT my idea to use puppy pictures instead of pictures of ME.

6 comments on “Why Dogs (and possibly cats) are better than Human Children

  1. YOU, friend Max, are so right!!!However, I love cats too, they are just observers of life and seekers of pleasure, rather than getting down and dirty.

    Fox E

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  2. Having two teenagers, ages 16 and a half and 18 I can attest to my dog being better behaved, definitely more affectionate, easier to care for and you get an endless amount of unconditional LOVE. My dog senses my emotions and is always there when I need her. Enough said. However, just can’t quite accept cats in that category……..sorry. love, Laurie F.

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