Dear my Best Friend Rosemary Lee, http://rosemaryl.blogspot.com/
Thank you for sending my Human a reminder that she is very lucky to have me.
I do, of course, need to make CLARIFICATIONS on your original e-mail.
Cats and ESPECIALLY DOGS are better than kids because they:
(2) Don’t ask for money all the time, JUST ASK FOR TIME.
(3) Are easier to train. WE TRAIN HUMANS.
(4) Normally come when called because we have no cell phone and don’t want to miss dinner or snacks
(7) Don’t smoke or drink anything other than smoked bar-b-que and water.
(8) Don’t want to wear your clothes ESPECIALLY on HALLOWEEN.
(9) Don’t have to buy the latest fashions, just the latest dog cookies
(10) Don’t need a gazillion dollars for college. We would rather be home schooled
P.S. I want you to know it was NOT my idea to use puppy pictures instead of pictures of ME.