Why Men & Me are never depressed.

My best friends Sharon and Norris sent this:

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:  Men Are Just Happier People –What do you expect from such simple creatures?”

I have comments.

Your last name stays put.  I’m THE MAX.
The garage is all yours. Who needs a garage when you have the run of the house.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Who needs marriage
You can be President. I can live in the White House without having to run for office.
You can never be pregnant. True  (but I’ve suffered other indignities too private to talk about.)
You can wear NO shirt to a water park. I can wear NO shirt where ever I go
The world is your urinal. That’s the truth.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. Same here!
Same work, more pay. I don’t even have to work.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Who wears shoes?
One mood all the time. Loving and loving
You can open all your own jars.  (I wish)
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. That’s ME.
If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend. Everyone is always my friend
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.  Who needs underwear?
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. Try a lifetime.
You only have to shave your face and neck. (NO shaving please – it’s humiliating.)
You can play with toys all your life. Yup
You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife or nail clippers. I have my nails done.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. And beard
Wrinkles add character. I am a character. 


Me, laughing uncontrollably

And that’s why MEN and ME are happier.

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