You human’s have no shame and warped senses of humor. We’d be fed up with you if we weren’t fed by you.
On April 1st for “fun” you play terrible jokes on each other, too terrible to mention.
On the other paw, We understand that you have many limitations (as evidenced by the fact that you are not easily trainable) and do the best you can.
I propose that April 1st from here on be declared
I Ain’t No Fool Day.
Here are the 3 rules for I Ain’t No Fool Day
- Only Humane acts of loving-kindness are allowed. NOTHING CRUEL or MISLEADING.
- You are to spread love. If you aren’t sure how to do this anymore watch us.
- You are to be grateful that we know how to give and receive love (and continually model it for you hoping you will catch on) by rewarding us profusely with our favorite treats.
Lickingly LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL yours,
P.S. We’re waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiting for #3