“PG-13 – Parents Strongly Cautioned – Some ingredients may be inappropriate for children under 13. These cookies may contain sex references, up to four bites of explicit frosting, vanilla extract innuendo, strong crude/suggestive humor, mature themes, moderately long horror moments when entire cookie is digested and/or moderate action violence the day after realizing what was bitten into. There are usually no restrictions on non-sexual nudity.”

“My heart-shaped cookie cutter will never look the same.”

Thanks to Sharon O’ for sending me some healing SMILES! (Not to mention these “unmentionables”)