Fractured Nursery Rhymes -Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Feeling indignant for taking the fall
For high blood counts & cholesterol
But when all the king’s horses
And all the king’s men
Reversed their decision yet again
He knew he didn’t want to be
Bacon & eggs for breakfast, you see

Be patient Humpty

You’re a very tasty treat

Please! just wash your feet

14 comments on “Fractured Nursery Rhymes -Humpty Dumpty

  1. Your post title reminded me of one of my favo(u)rite parts of the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show — fractured fairy tales. Still can see images from the segments and hear the voice of the narrator. But this has nothing to do with haikus, eggs, and how, now I am hungry for scrambled eggs with ketchup.


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