Maxaiku by Max – charm

Me charming

Can’t help if I charm

It’s my personality

Comes naturally

Me contemplating

To get what I want

I give lots of licks to please

Sends them to their knees

Me napping

Treats and sleeps and walks

It is said it’s a dog’s life

Pretty true I’d say

Me eating

28 thoughts on “Maxaiku by Max – charm

  1. My dear charming Max,

    You are The Champion of Champions. Along with your cookie treats, you get an endless supply of hugs, cuddles and kisses.

    If I were a puppy dog I would “woof” and lick in admiration.

    Maureen

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    • Dear my BEST friend Maureen,
      Champion of CHAMPIONS! that’s the best one ever ever. Thank you so much for the honor. You can send me the Champion of Champions blue ribbon, trophy and 2 years of cookies treats ASAP so that I can show everyone. The endless supply of hugs, cuddles and kisses should be chicken liver flavor, lamb flavored and plain glazed doughnut flavored (I’m not allowed to eat chocolate because it can kill me)

      Lickingly yours, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
      Max, Champion of Champion

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    • Dear Dog’s Friend, D. Snake,
      Of course you envy me as I am already Champion of Poise and soon to add Champion of Charm, Champion of Chapeau and other championships too numerous to mention. If you want to be a champion you must stop slithering and hissing at people.
      I am sorry but no licks until you stop hissing .. . . .
      Max, Champion of Poise

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    • Max,
      It becawse yur cute. Hoomans haf soft spot fer cute. We gets alots uf treets an sof hammucks an snuggles. Sumtimes, we talks mommy inta lettun uz owt uf da cage fer more play. If hoomans only neews whut we can do wif cute! Tosca

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    • Dear Dog’s Best Friend Gemma Wisewoman,
      Thanks very much for recognizing my charmed lifestyle. If you would like to join everyone else and recognize my innate charm then please read the comments and replies so you can join everyone in awarding me Champion of Charm and send a years supply of cookie treats. (I shall be collecting a lot of blue ribbons and trophies so I don’t need more of those)
      Lickingly, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
      Max, Champion of Poise

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    • Dear my BEST friend Becca,
      I have not received my blue ribbon, trophy and years supply of cookie treats that you awarded me as “Champion of Poise”. That’s good. Because now you can include another blue ribbon, another trophy and another years supply of cookie treats for “Champion of Charm”. I am so looking forward to receiving the special delivery package from you.
      Lickingly, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
      Max, Champion of Poise

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  2. That is charming Max!! He surely knows the tricks of the rope!! 🙂
    “Dogs life” I’m sure he has forgotten all the hugs and kisses and cuddles!! Refresh Max!! 🙂

    Dogs life it is not
    Forgetting Judy’s xo’s
    Max hit refresh key
    🙂

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    • Dear My New Best Friend Nanka,
      Did you know that Becca awarded me the Champion of Poise and is sending me a blue ribbon, a trophy and a years supply of cookie treats. You could award me Champion of Tricks, Kisses and Cuddles and send me a blue ribbon, a trophy and 3 years supply (one year for tricks, one year for kisses and one year for cuddles) of cookie treats.

      A dog’s life it is
      Don’t forget to award me
      Nanka my best friend.

      Lickingly LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
      Max, Champion of Poise

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    • Dear Dog’s Best Friend Ron,
      You must not have been around the block like me — “apparently”? Everyone has known it is a dog’s life. Did you know that Becca awarded me the “Champion of Poise” and is sending me a blue ribbon, a trophy and a years supply of cookie treats. You could award me “Champion of Well Done” and send me a blue ribbon, a trophy and a years supply of cookie treats.
      Lickingly LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
      Max, Champion of Poise

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    • Dear Andy Proper Joe,
      What kind of dog are you? And if you were smart you shouldn’t be barking up lamp posts. Lamp posts are for peeing. Maybe you are a female dog?
      If you aren’t a dog and are just confused you can award me “Champion of Chapeau” and send me a blue ribbon, a trophy, a new charming hat and a years supply of cookie treats.
      Since you like licks LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
      Max, Champion of Poise

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    • Dear Dog’s best friend Amity,
      I know I wear my hair longer than many of my dog-pals. But please note even though I am poised and charming I am a poised, charming MALE. I’m sure you were just a bit tired (or near-sighted) when you viewed my pictures.
      Did you know that everyone else agrees with you that I am poised and charming. Did you know that Becca awarded me the Champion of Poise and is sending me a blue ribbon, a trophy and a years supply of cookie treats. You might do something similiar like “Champion of Handsome” to assuage my hurt and embarrassment. It would help immensely to receive a blue ribbon, trophy and a years supply of cookie treats from you
      Lickingly, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
      Max, Champion of Poise

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    • Dear My Best Friend Ramesh,
      Please read the other comments and my replies as my paws are getting tired of typing acknowledgments to everyone taken with my charm. Also you may decide how many years of cookie treats you wish to send me in recognition of my ChampionHood.
      Lickingly, LLLLLLLLLLL
      Max, Champion of Poise

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    • Dear Knot Two,
      Since Becca awarded me the Champion of Poise and is sending me a blue ribbon, a trophy and a years supply of cookie treats you could get together with everyone else who agrees with you to award me the “Champion of Charm” Since I’ll already have a blue ribbon and a trophy form the others you could send two years supply of cookie treats.
      Lickingly, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
      Max, Champion of Poise”

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    • Dear Girl,
      You could award me the “Champion of Charm” too. If I already have received the blue ribbon and trophy, just send a years supply of cookie treats.
      Lickingly LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
      Max, Champion of Poise

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    • Dear My NEW BEST Friend Magical Mystical,
      You could award me “Champion of Charm” and send me a blue ribbon, a trophy and a years supply of cookie treats just like Becca awarded me the Champion of Poise and is sending me a blue ribbon, a trophy and a years supply of cookie treats.
      Lickingly yours, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
      Max, Champion of Poise

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    • Dear Dog’s Best Friend Grace, Amazing everyday,
      Did you know that Becca awarded me the “Champion of Poise” and is sending me a blue ribbon, a trophy and a years supply of cookie treats.
      You could award me, if you want, the “Champion of Creativity” and send me a blue ribbon, a trophy and a years supply of cookie treats.
      Lickingly yours, LLLLLLLLLLLLLL
      Max, Champion of Poise

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