A personal interview with THE MAX

My New Best Friend Wendy http://createtoheal.blogspot.com/2011/10/interviewing-me.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CreateToHeal+%28Create+To+Heal%29guesssent  sent me her interview that she got from http://butterscape.blogspot.com/2011/10/my-precious.html

Here’s MY interview.  You can do yours too.

1. what is your name and stuff? and any other good information.

My name is Max.  I’m penniless, flawless and flealess.  I own two Humans.  I would like a pet cat,

2. what is super hot about you? <— don’t you Dare skip this one. answer it.
My hair.  In the summer it falls out in clumps so I can be cool.

3. don’t lie or cheat: what is under your couch right now?
I have several couches and chairs and a bed or two.  Underneath all of them is dust and clumps of my super hot hair.  My Human is not what you’d call “fastidious”.

4. when was the last time you shaved your legs?
I never shave my legs.   I chew or lick them.

5. what did you have for breakfast?

Chicken, REAL chicken and lamb (fake lamb – it’s called Science diet- which I don’t get cuz I’m not overweight.)  I eat this for breakfast AND dinner every day —- borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring.

6. if you could choose a new name, what would you name yourself?

 MaxYES !

7. have you ever had plastic surgery?
I’ve eaten a lot of plastic in my day, but never plastic surgery.  Are you sure you don’t mean PLASTIC SUGARY?

8. are you afraid of the dark?
I can see in the dark.  And what I see I can’t repeat in a public blog.

9. are you a hermit?
Wendy or someone checked Wikipedia:
“In modern colloquial usage, the term “hermit” is sometimes used for anyone living a life apart from the rest of society, or who simply does not participate in social events as much as is common, regardless of their motivation in doing so.”

I do live life apart from the mundane masses.  I would participant in many more social events but I’m not allowed to drive.

10. why do you blog?
Because I have loyal fans who adore me.

The End.

 Read Amy’s blog and be  interviewed:

 http://butterscape.blogspot.com/2011/10/my-precious.html

Read Wendy’s blog: 

http://createtoheal.blogspot.com

7 comments on “A personal interview with THE MAX

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  2. Max, Loved the interview and your honesty. I look forward to more interviews!! When I pet you last week your hair didn’t clump or fall out. I’m glad!! Love Laurie M

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    • Dear Aunt Laurie M.
      I do interview well. It’s one of my many talents – clear and concise communication. One has to cultivate that in order to have the kind of fan following I’ve acquired
      Many licks, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

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  3. I love you too Max!
    Sandy says hello!
    As I write this our Max…the many toed cat…is knocking on my computer trying to get me to mention him too! (Like I could leave him out!)
    He says he’s sorry you don’t have your very own cat…but admits that at times he could do without his dog. (Sure Max, then why do you go crazy when Sandy goes to the vet and we have to leave her and come back home without her…remember? You cry and cry, and keep going to the door until we bring your dog home.)
    Max – “I will never admit that!”

    See what Sandy and Max’s human has to put up with. they bicker like children…like all siblings.

    glad to see you’ve never had plastic surgery, or shaved your legs.
    Oh, Sandy has had her leg shaved (well partially) a few times. Doctors can be so mean.

    And I don’t believe you are penniless! You have much love, and that is a great amount of wealth!!

    pets, and hugs.
    wendy

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    • Dear My Best FRiend Wendy and my fellow Dog Sandy and Feline name sake Max,
      I appreciate the sympathy. I am an only furchild. I have no challenges left since bossing my Humans has long ago been mastered.
      I’m very sorry to hear that Sandy has suffered the humiliation of a shave – at at the hands of a doctor no less!
      Yes, I have much love but wealth is measured in tangibles like money and dog cookies. Can’t buy dog cookies with love.

      Lickingly LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Max

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