My best friend Phylor and My best friend Wendy have both nominated CreativitytotheMAX for some kinda award. To accept the award I have to divulge 7 things that all my best friends don’t know about me. You might be shocked so please sit down, but not on the toilet. I don’t want you to slip and I don’t want to be responsible for more humiliating behavior than I already have to endure.7 (or 8) Things You Don’t Know About Me by Max 1. I am a dog
2. I often pretend I’m asleep so humans will leave me alone. They constantly engage in scratching and stroking and petting behaviors because humans have an insatiable need for love.
3. Everyone thinks it’s cute when I howl when humans sing but the reality is their voices hurt my ears and I’ll do anything to drown out their din.
4. I prefer to eat with chopsticks but all we have in the house are knives and forks.
5. I will drink water although I prefer beer. 6. I prefer to pee in a toilet but because I’m so short I have to sit down and when I jump up the rim is very slippery and I don’t want to get wet so I have to resort to “going” outside in public and it is humiliating even though I cover my humiliation and no one suspects. 7. My humans are not my real parents. 8. I follow my humans into the bathroom because I am afraid they will slip on the rim, get wet and they will have to pee outside and then I will REALLY be humiliated.
Wendy, Phylor, That’s 8. Does that mean I have to nominate 8? If so please ignore #1 as the rest are all universally experienced.
I nominate a few of My Best Friends:
Miss Creative , Chronicallycreative
Whyteferrets Blog, Ferretrunner
Ramesh Sood, A little More than Ordinary