While Miss JudyJudith has been convalescing this past week I’ve been running my little legs off running her little heart out . . . Unfortunately for all my diligence she didn’t appreciate all I’ve done for her and she schlepped me to the doctor today. He said I had been working way to much – he didn’t need to tell me – and I could rest a bit.
Frankly, I just don’t understand why she’s been complaining. She’s not done a lick of work all week. Just sat and moaned and groaned about chest pains, and headaches and light-headedness. She’s so dramatic.
Frankly, I think she just wants attention. So please don’t reinforce her. Tell her to get off her behind and act human.
On second thought. Don’t tell her to act like a human – that’s actually what she does and it’s not always becoming. Tell her to act her age!
On second thought. Don’t tell her to act her age – that’s what she’s been doing and it’s not always becoming. Tell her to act like Tallulah: Always smile, always be gracious and always be grateful to have heart.