Dear All my best friends,
My Human is too tired to write a post tonight. She stayed up with me all last night because I have a terrible cough. She tried to sleep next to me on the floor but ended on the couch. I sleep on the floor all the time so I don’t know what the big deal is with you humans needing all these cushy beds.
I only sleep on the bed so my Humans don’t think that I’m snobby and reject their lifestyle. Humans are very sensitive.
Now I have to swallow these horse-pills before I get to eat. I wonder if they give horses dog-pills?