Hair Today Gone Tomorrow
There once was a dog named Max
who lost all his facial hair
he claims it was meds
that took the hair from his heads
and swears he never bought “Nair”
Dear All My Best FANS & Friends,
Now that all* of you are asking why my picture hasn’t appeared with my Haiku, telling me you miss me (in addition, to the accolades I receive for my innate ability to wax poetic) I am coming “clean”, so to speak.
As you know, well maybe you don’t know, but now you will know, my doctor has put me on heart medication and a diuretic because I have a heart murmur.
I suspect I caught my heart problem from my Human, who as you know, well maybe you don’t know, but she’s talked about it enough so you should know (don’t tell her I said that) she has heart problems. She and I are in close contact because she craves touch and attention (don’t tell her I said that) that it wouldn’t surprise me.
Well, I started taking the medication and my Human began to notice there were clumps of my beautiful hair all over the house. She is not very fastidious (don’t tell her I said that). And then, lo and behold, she looked at me one day and noticed that all my beautiful locks were no longer on my head, which of course had been all over the floor for days. In addition to not being very fastidious, she’s obviously not very observant (don’t tell her I said that).
So now, instead of all those girly words like adorable, cute, fluffy and precious I am now manly, handsome and well groomed.
P.S. Please notice my beautiful big brown eyes are now the center of my handsomeness.
*Lexi-Pro & Laurie F, Hibernationnow