eat FISH in the NUDE to celebrate DWALI

The stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog and Monkeys don’t lie.


Butterfly fish swimming in the nude.

FISH RULE!  As a matter of fact EVERY year since 2010 my top post is about FISH.  FISH! Who woulda guessed?!  It doesn’t surprise me that Christine Lagarde post got a lot of hits.  After all, I did have “nude” in the title.

Here’s an excerpt from the Monkey Report (with edits by me):

“4,329 films were submitted to the 2012 Cannes Film Festival. This blog

Christine Lagarde

Christine Lagarde fully clothed as she always is in public

had 35,000 views in 2012. If each view were a film, this blog would power 8 FISH Film Festivals.”  And if each view was a fish lover who had pet fish that’s 35,000 aquarium (not counting Koi ponds), home to an average of 10 fish per aquarium which equals 350,000 fish who are dearly loved.

Next year I’m thinking about writing a post “Christine LaGuard eats nude fish to celebrate Dwali”  and watch the views go through the roof! 

happy-diwali-greetingsClick here to see the complete report and proof of how important fish, Dwali and nudity are to the blogging community (which includes YOU, my friend)!!!

P.S. Alas, the 607 views in one day included about 500 spammers . . .

7 comments on “eat FISH in the NUDE to celebrate DWALI

  1. You are shameless! Did I happen to mention that my post “Calling Eppiglottitis A Real Bitch Is A Vast Understatement” was my most popular post since the same time. and yes, I KNOW you WON. I’ve heard about for YEARS. I promised my ENT that I would print the Eppiglottitis post for him because he wanted to read it. Who knows maybe I will be in the new hippie medical journal. Love you, no mater how many hits you get. Happy Happy. Peachy Keen Jr.


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