My new human is very nice but she doesn’t know how to have a good time. Take last night for example:
We were going for a walk. I wasn’t really in the mood for walking. I slipped out of my collar so I could run.
Now I know why she wanted to walk. She’s not a good runner like me. I stayed 3 houses ahead of her all the way down to the bottom of the hill we live on. I would dash into a yard and watch to see if she was coming and then take off. I hid so she couldn’t find me. It was real fun.
After we had fun she told me that we were not going to go for another walk until she gets a choke collar. I have no idea why she would want to wear a choke collar? It sounds rather barbaric. But there’s no accounting for human taste.