Freddie’s no Fool

Freddie Parker WesterfieldCanine Dog Therapist
Freddie Parker Westerfield
Canine Dog, EXPERT

Happy April Fool’s Day to all Human Beings, Critters and Spammers, 

Can you find the comment that is not REAL and I did NOT receive on my post –

Have You Made YOUR Mark?  ????

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“Simply desire to say your article is as astonishing.
The clarity in your post is just spectacular and i can assume you’re an expert on this subject. Well with your permission let me to grab your RSS feed to keep updated with forthcoming post. Thanks a million and please carry on the enjoyable work.”  DentalHealthInsuranceQuotes

Dear Mental Dental, Human Quote. 

Thank you for your flattering comments.  I am pleased you were able to recognize my expertise.  However, I can not grant you permission to grab my RSS feed since grabbing “my private parts” would not be appropriate nor hygienic.

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“Hello to every one, since I am actually eager of reading this weblog’s post to be updated on a regular basis. It consists of fastidious material.” TaxFreeCigarettes

Dear TaxFree, Human Cigarette,
You are most perceptive, (undoubtedly because you are tax free, not because you are a cigarette).  I AM indeed most fastidious when I spritz my “material” to mark my territory.
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“My human had a rough day, There’s a lot of tension at home, I’m nervous so I peed in the house a couple of times. My human mommy figured it out and she spent all day with me and I am not leaving her side. Now I am happy. These humans sure do have a lot of things to worry about. I’m glad I’m me. I am now sleeping on the bed with my head on her ankles.Thanks for listening, Freddy. You are a good friend.”  Lexi-Pro

Dear Lexi-Pro, Canine Dog Anti-Depressant,

You must learn to pee from pleasure. It’s much healthier than peeing from nervousness. However, I am glad to hear you are training your Human Being, just be careful not to overly empathize with Human Beings. They are weird.

All 3 comments are REAL and I received all 3!

Fooled You!!!!!!!

Sincerely yours,

Freddie Parker Westerfield, EXPERT

 

6 thoughts on “Freddie’s no Fool

    1. Dear Ramesh Human Being,

      You are welcome Ramesh. I take good care of her. I do not let her out of my sight.

      Freddie Parker Westerfield, Canine Dog

      P.S. I might add that you speak very excellent “Canine”. And your accent is excellent for a Human Being.

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  1. We are, unfortunately unable to have a dog in our house, therapy or otherwise, so I just have to visit here to get a hypoallergic dog fix whenever I need a lick and the wag of a tail. Freddie is adorable and so articulate! I already adore him! Thanks for sharing!

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  2. Dear Freddie,
    Have you enrolled in the Canine Protection Association (CPA) because I will send our union representative to your house, well, at least your human’s house. You seem to be doing a lot of work and I hope you are getting paid in cookies, dog treats, love and affection. Well, I image you are getting love and attention, if you ever want an extra cookie you might want to bring this up. Just say it goes against CPA rules or just smile sweetly. That one ALWAYS works. I love you Freddie, I was waiting for you. Love, Lexi

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    1. Dear Lexi-Pro, Canine Dog

      I do get paid well but the pay is erratic. I signed up – without realizing it – to be on an intermittent renumeration schedule.

      I would like a copy of the CPA union guidelines for domestic and foreign workers (just in case I decide to go to my French homeland.)

      Thank you for waiting for me Lexi
      All my love,
      Freddie Parker Westerfield, Canine Dog

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