Happy Fourth & Fifth & Sixth Helpings – NOT!, by Freddie

Dear Humane-Beings,

I am so appalled that 141,084,307+ human-beings have watched and LAUGHED at this.  As a Canine-dog who has lived his whole life dependent on human hand-outs I’m disheartened that some human (not humane) – being would put this REALITY up for the entire world to see . . . quite similar to Keeping up with the Kardashians, don’t you think.

Appallingly yours,

Freddie Parker Westerfield

P.S.  Thanks Cassie for sending this and alerting me.

7 thoughts on “Happy Fourth & Fifth & Sixth Helpings – NOT!, by Freddie

  1. Freddie,
    I feel your pain. My human also does disgusting things with the food before she’ll give it to me. She likes to make silly hand motions with MY COSTCO CHICKEN pieces before she finally hands me some……LIKE SHE’S GOING TO EAT ANY OF THAT CHICKEN ANYWAYS….she always says she buys it for me. I’m with Lexi-Pro…I think we need a union. Ok…..so who is coming up with the slogan???



  2. Dear Freddie, That is what we call “Canine Abuse” and I don’t know why I had to watch that either. I may call 1-800-get me out of here. It’s emotional abuse for you and me and God knows how many fans your human has. What are these humans thinking? First they adopt us and THEN they torture us with FOOD? or shall I say Lack thereof? We should start a union. Just call me Norma Rae. Love and hugs, your best friend, Lexi-Pro xoxoxoxoxo


    • Dear Norma Rae (AKA Lexi-Pro), Canine Dog

      You said it! Canine Abuse! Let’s March on pet food stores! I can’t carry a sign but I can wear a vest with a flag! We need a slogan!
      I’ll give it more thought after I take a nap.

      Yours in solidarity,
      Freddie Parker Westerfield, Canine Dog


      • Sigh, I love you Freddie Parker, but I’m going to start protesting on my human as of right now. and we will think of a way to hold signs, maybe something to attach to our collars. don’t give up. I’m a sassy bitch and this is important, my human calls me trouble. I think that’s a good thing, right? Love, Lexi-Pro


        • Dear Lexi-Pro
          Being called trouble is not necessarily a “good thing”. Maybe your Human-Being has a limited vocabulary or a misguided sense of what trouble REALLY is. She may need help with her perspective of reality.

          Therapeutically yours,
          Freddie Parker Westerfield, CDT
          Canine-Dog Therapist


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