Weird Wonderful World – “Angler Fish and the Absolute Worst Sex on Earth”

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Absurd Creature of the Week: The Anglerfish and the Absolute Worst Sex on Earth

  • Linophryne brevibarbata species of anglerfish. That attachment at the rear of her belly is not an appendage. It’s a tiny male that has permanently fused to her. Had the pair not been caught, he would have lived the rest of his life like this, supplying sperm and pulling nourishment from her blood. Photo copyright London Natural History Museum

A female Linophryne polypogon. Photo: Peter David

Angler Fish Movie Plot: “. . . Boy meets girl, boy bites girl, boy’s mouth fuses to girl’s body, boy lives the rest of his life attached to girl sharing her blood and supplying her with sperm. Ah, a tale as old as time.”

“The over 300 extremely varied species of anglerfishes inhabit everything from shallow to super-deep waters, and are so named because they are fish that fish for fish using lures, which are actually highly modified spines of dorsal fins that have migrated to their snouts. But among the 160 deep-sea species, only some 25 engage in the aforementioned biting-fusing-mating, what is known as sexual parasitism. In this group, the diminutive male looks like an entirely different species, lacking the female’s enormous jaws and characteristic lure”.

“This is because he doesn’t need to hunt. He only exists to attach to a female, and according to evolutionary biologist Theodore W. Pietsch of the University of Washington, mates are so scarce down here that it might be that only 1 percent of males ever find a female. The rest starve to death as virgins — unfortunate guys in a sea that doesn’t have plenty of other fish”.

Close-up of the head of a maleLinophryne sp. showing its greatly enlarged nostril.

Photo copyright London Natural History Museum

But it isn’t for lack of trying. The male has the biggest nostrils in proportion to its head of any animal on Earth, according to Pietsch. These sniffers are paired with extremely well-developed eyes, “so we think that it’s kind of a dual approach,” he said. “The female emits a species-specific smell, a pheromone, and the male searches out based on that, and then when the male gets close enough, the eyes can be used to distinguish the female of the correct species.”

“And with two dozen other species of anglerfishes that engage in this manner of reproduction, the male had better be damn sure he chooses the right one. Luckily, the female puts on the red blue light — in the form of glowing bacteria living in her lure. Incredibly, some 90 percent of species in the deep utilize such bioluminescence“.

“The bait out there is not only an organ of luminescence, but structurally it’s species-specific,” said Pietsch. “Every species of these 160 forms within this group, they have a pattern of filaments, and pigment patterns, and probably also light flash patterns, like fireflies. And they separate themselves out that way so that males can find females,” distinguishing “the tiny little differences between the structure of the bait.”

Once the male closes in, he bites onto the female, usually her belly, and their tissues fuse together to permanently join the pair in incredibly unholy matrimony. The male’s eyes and fins atrophy away, and here he will live out the rest of his life nourished by her blood, still breathing with his own gills and, importantly, still producing sperm”.

“This establishes a hormonal connection,” said Pietsch, “so that probably the maturation of eggs and sperm is synchronized by the sharing of hormones. And once the eggs are mature and the male is ready, she extrudes the eggs” in a kind of gelatinous sheath that can be 30 feet long. This acts like a sponge, readily absorbing the water that the male has released his sperm into.

“Keep in mind that this is happening several miles down, where there is little plankton for juvenile fish to eat. So the whole gelatinous mess is buoyant, slowly making its way to the surface, where the larvae hatch and feed, ideally growing big and then migrating down to the depths”.

“The females of these species can live 30 years, according to Pietsch, and over that time might collect several males, who provide sperm season after season after season (there is no “not now, honey, I have a headache” with anglerfishes). But other than the security of maintaining a constant source of sperm, why evolve such a complex ritual of reproduction in the first place?”

The idea is basically that it’s a deep-sea economy measure,” ichthyologist James Maclaine of London’s Natural History Museum wrote in an email to WIRED. “An anglerfish couple requires about half of the amount of food they would if the male was the same size as the female (and presumably living an unattached life). He is stripped down to the absolute bare essentials, she has to remain big due to the relative cost of making large eggs as opposed to tiny sperm.”

Where such a size difference between sexes, known as sexual dimorphism, gets really interesting is its manifestation in the world at large. The famed evolutionary biologist Stephen Jay Gould wrote about this in his essay “Big Fish, Little Fish” — which stars the anglerfishes, of course — arguing that in the majority of animal species, females are larger than males, because the latter often never need to fight for the former.

A female Lasiognathus amphirhamphus. Photo: Theodore W. Pietsch

For creatures like lions and gorillas and even humans, the largest male has an obvious advantage in the quest to mate (and therefore better odds at passing along his genes). But with deep-sea anglerfishes, the male not only doesn’t fight other males, he’s lucky to even find a female in the first place. Hence their puny size and remarkable mode of reproduction.

He’s really missing out, though, on all those great fishing trips that the females take, with their gaping maws, needle-like teeth, and highly expandable stomachs, which are yet more remarkable adaptations to the abyss.

“At the depths at which many deep-sea anglers live … food rapidly becomes more scarce the deeper you go,” said Maclaine. “Therefore, a lot of fish have evolved various means of being able to tackle large prey items. When you’ve managed to catch your first meal in weeks, you don’t want to have to let it go because it’s too big. Therefore big mouths, fearsome teeth, and elasticated stomachs have all become common features.”

In fact, many female deep-sea anglerfishes can swallow prey twice their size, as Maclaine shows in the video below. They are, after all, sometimes eating for several freeloading males.”

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4 thoughts on “Weird Wonderful World – “Angler Fish and the Absolute Worst Sex on Earth”

  1. This was very interesting, I never knew this type of reproduction occurred. I can’t believe the male sees anything but the light, if he saw the woman???? well, I’m not too sure there would be any angler fish left. : )

    I agree with Mo, I know several human males who seem to only know how to be fed and deposit sperm. So I guess I did know about this type of reproduction!
    It did make me think of the Angler Fish in Finding Nemo…a vicious thing, glad they got away!

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  2. J/J, I always enjoy your videos and pictures, especially fishy ones…..but this is disgusting. Give me back my cute blob fish….this ugly thing has been burned into my brain and I am sure I will have nightmares about it. (Although I must admit that several of my girlfriends are married to these types of free-loaders who stay around just to deposit sperm). I hope you are feeling well……….this turned my stomach.
    mo

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    1. Mo,
      I apologize for turning your stomach but I’m still laughing at your comments re: girlfriends!

      If human’s lived several miles deep in the ocean we would probably look even worse. Come to think of it I bet that the angler fish are pretty disgusted by how we look. Of course by the time the angler fish see us they are dead . . . and if we lived miles deep in the sea we would be dead too . . .

      Next time I post about a “critter” I’ll put up ratings (ST = stomach turning, NM = Nightmare making, D x 3 = Disgusting times 3)

      xxxxxxx j
      thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!

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