English language words
however you define them
they’re bloody funny
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.
A place where women curl up and dye.
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
An insect that makes you like flies better.
A grape that got too much sun.
Something you tell to one person at a time.
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
The pain that drives you to extraction.
One of the greatest labor-saving devices of today.
An honest opinion openly expressed.
Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
A horse of a different stripe
Not one word was harmed
Not one drop of blood was drawn
in writing this post
Thanks Sharon for my haikuspiration!