Freddie’s Close Shave with Maws & Paws

Dear Chris, Maws & Paws Human Being Dog Person,

Before PROPER Grooming

Before PROPER Grooming, looking “cute”

Thank you for giving me a bath and cutting my hair today as it was getting matted beyond my Human Being’s control (not that she’s ever in control, as evidenced by these pictures from the last time she cut my hair).

Today she shelled out money to have you properly groom me.

However, I do have a few suggestions for your business:

  • You were very nice and called me “cute”.  However, next time please don’t say “cute” – that’s for girls.
  • My nails are now well manicured.  However, you did something else that was not very polite.  Next time we can dispense with anything “glandular”.  My Human Being will never know.  Luckily you are a man,  otherwise it would have been very embarrassing.
  • You did not give me a treat. However, I will give you one anyway:  Click here if you want Maws & Paws to groom you, pet sit you and/or walk you.  Chris is very nice.

Sincerely yours,

Freddie Parker Westerfield, Canine Dog

P.S.  If you don’t live in Southern California you will have to pay for Maws ‘n Paws room & board.  (They walk and clean up after themselves.)

After, Looking Suave

After, Looking Suave

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