Dear Human Beings,
I’ve already had the best Valentines Day. Auntie Susan brought me a Valentine present. (It was actually a belated Christmas gift because she forgot me at Christmas – I forgave her because she is sometimes forgetful and I love her.)
Me and Monkey
Monkey and Me
I needed this monkey because I gave Moosie, which Auntie Lyn gave me last year, a lobotomy.
Moosie resting after having his brains stuffed back in.
I hope you get a monkey for Valentine’s day too.
Heartfully yours,
Freddie Parker Westerfield, CDT
Canine Dog Therapist
CURIOUS to the MAX 
Freddie — Happy Belated Valentine! Monkey is adorable and perfect for you – but absolutely not a cute as YOU!! 😀
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Dear Becca, human being,
Happy Valentines-Day-is-Every-Day to you too.
Monkey is very cute but is very lethargic and just lays around. Periodically I have to toss and shake him to wake him up. He may eventually need a lobotomy.
Thank you for noticing how cute I am.
Respectfully yours,
Freddie Parker Westerfield, CDT
Canine Dog Therapist
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Hi Freddie!
Mom let me lick the ice cream spoon for Valentine’s Day. Little did she know that I am lactose intolerant. Now maybe next year she will get me a new friend. I’d rather have that. All of my friends need surgery (which she forgets to do but I know where the hospital bag is).
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Buster
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Dear Buster, Canine Dog,
Buy lactose free ice cream or ice cream made from coconut milk – verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry tasty. My human just stuffs the innards back into my menagerie so I can go right in and don’t have to expend unneeded energy making a surgical cut. She’s thoughtful that way.
Respectfully yours,
Freddie Parker Westerfield, CDT
P.S. Tell your Mom not to wait for next year . . . everyday should be a day of love. We canines have been trying to teach human beings that for eons. They aren’t very quick learners . . .
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DEAR FREDDIE,
Know what I got for Valentine’s Day? Nothin’ Yup, that’s right. My Mommy did say Happy Valentine’s Day and gave me a treat but that’s it. She better be saving up for my birthday which is in 2 days. Here’s hoping. Love, your friend, Lexi-Pro ❤
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Dear Lexi-Pro, Canine Dog
You didn’t get a Valentine’s Day present because your Mom is unable to leave the house because she is snowed in. I am sure that she bought you many many presents for your birthday before the snow fell. If she didn’t, you KNOW what to do! . . . you’ve done it before.
Sincerely yours,
Freddie Parker Westerfield, CDT
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He is Absooluuttly adoooorable:)
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Dear Aeeda, human being,
You are a human with impeccable taste.
With deep respect,
Freddie Parker Westerfield, CDT
Canine Dog Therapist
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