Little Miss Muffett and the Spider
by judy
Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffet
eating her chips and dips
along came a spider
who sat down beside her
and said with dread,
“It’s my fate.
Chips & dips don’t go to my hips
just straight to my thighs
times eight.”
- Fat-thighed, chip eating purple spider (only the purple ones gain weight)
No Pain in her Tuffet – Muffett Pome
Yet ANOTHER great theme for a Judy-written and illustrated children’s book. But, not for those with arachnophobia…
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