My human’s a Grinch
She won’t budge an inch.
It’s a cinch
I’ll be feeling the pinch
I’m not allowed any treats right now. I have “crystals” in my bladder and am on a special diet to dissolve them before they turn into stones. I LOVE my new diet. It is paw-lick’n good. My human-being is glad that I like it because she says it’s very expensive. I remind her every minute of every day I am worth it.
(I can’t feel my crystals even though they did irritate my bladder and made me pee blood one day.)
My Human-being is very stingy. (She calls it frugal.) She told me that the $200 trip to my doctor was my Christmas present and the follow-up appointment for another x-ray in one month is my birthday present.
I told her she should not retire if she’s going to be that stingy.