Don’t worry about old age – it doesn’t last that long

It’s my birthday season, day 8.  For those of you I confused with my birthday season post – My birthday is in February – 62 days to go!
My friend Kathe sent me  Nine Thoughts to Ponder during this season of my birthday:
Ponder on that!
Pondering . . . on how judy ponders
9.   Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
8.    Life is sexually transmitted.
7.    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
 
6.   Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
 
5.    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
 
4.    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
 
 3.    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
 
2.    In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
 
1.    Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
Thanks Kathe, I think . . . 

 

8 thoughts on “Don’t worry about old age – it doesn’t last that long

  1. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you’ll never see him again on the weekend.. I liked it.. and wondered.. he may be sitting in my place fishing..sooner.. Is that the reason that many don’t teach how to fish.. May be..

    I like Death being defined as the Number One Killer.. And I thought it always gifted a new life….in some other shape and form..

    Nice post Judy..

    RS

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