Alas, fair maiden
bereft of biting remarks
all your teeth are gone
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a judy doodle
Alas, fair maiden
your ears continue to grow
as your stature shrinks
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Alas, fair maiden
eat chocolate, drink wine, love, laugh
life is pretty good
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Bob Blobfish sez: “. . . who needs teeth? . . “
Haiku Horizons – prompt FAIR
CURIOUS to the MAX 
I enjoyed your fun take on the prompt.
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what a hilarious one this was… thank you for sharing dear….
do make time to read mine here: http://drishti.co/2015/05/13/apartheid/
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OMG I didn’t know about the ears.Must check….have long hair…I know they are in there somewhere:)
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Alas, these are fun! Thanks for the smile
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UpChuck,
You’re welcome – smiles are good after the “chucking”.
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Alas and alack, I was never a fair maiden to begin with so no worries for me.
Love your gray haired prancer. She lives in the moment and loves every minute of it.
(Would that be you?)
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Shari B-P,
I do live in the moment and do not love every minute of it . . .
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Fair Maiden…great use of the prompt.. I like them all really.. beautiful..
RS:)
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HEllo! Judith.. The last one is so true. Love, laugh, wine and dine, life is damn good.
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What–life isn’t fair? When was my mom going to tell me THAT?
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Jacqui,
Mama judy just did.
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These gave me a pretty good laugh. 🙂
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I, for one, have noticed no change in your ears. And I’m sure the biting remarks are there, given the proper motivation on a Monday evening.
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Chuck,
That’s why I’m letting my hair grow so no one will notice (the ears are growing faster than the hair).
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