“Eat, Pray, Love” – Advice from Penelope the Pig

Penelope and I met a few years ago.  I went for a carton of milk and there she was, an albino pig, in a grocery store.  She was in a dangerous situation – it was only time before she ended up on the meat aisle. (OIY VEY)  So for $9 I took her home with the milk.

I gave her a bit of color and a bow and she went to live in my therapy office.

Very few clients ever commented on her.  I always suspected new clients didn’t quite know what to say and my long-term clients knew me well enough that they didn’t need to say anything.
 
Penelope retired the same time as Freddie Parker but she still has a lot of good advice: 

How to Live Life to the Fullest

by Penelope the Pig, CPT, RET

  • EAT greedily all the delectable things life gives you.

  • WALLOW in what’s soothing & cool.

  • SNORT at those who are not loving.

  • CELEBRATE how delicious you are.

  • PRAY you will not be eaten before your time.

May you all PIG OUT on LOVE,

Penelope the Pig, CPT, RET

Certified Pig Therapist, Retired 

9 thoughts on ““Eat, Pray, Love” – Advice from Penelope the Pig

    1. Jacqui,
      I just used cheap acrylic paint and sprayed her with a sealer. She enjoyed the attention – said it felt like a piggy-massage. She wanted a tierra like Miss Piggy, who is her idol, but I pointed out that unless she could have real diamonds, rhinestones would clash with her socks – so we settled for a plastic bow which would allow her to play in the rain and still be stylish.

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