Frankly Freddie – I found a cure for my human!!!

My Dear Human Beings and other critters,

My human has been too tired to go on walks.  All she wants to do is sit around and I’m getting bored keeping her distracted by petting me.  She blames Fibromyalgia/chronic fatigue but I’ve long suspected that she just needs a new career that is exciting.  I found the perfect cure – FOR EVERYTHING THAT AILS HER .

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The CURE

There’s a woman in England who  (instead of moping around like my human being)  got a pair of feathered fans to do a routine in a bar that was holding a cabaret night.

She said: “It was nerve-wracking but exciting . . .  I felt alive. . . . Even though she’s not completely cured, her chronic fatigue only flares up every two or three months – lasting at most for a couple of days. “

She’s got big plans for the future . . . She said: “I have signed up with the alternative model agency Ugly, in London and hope to start appearing in magazines and adverts.”  (I didn’t tell my human being about “Ugly” because I’m not sure what kind of magazines and adverts want “ugly” . . . )

Freddie Parker Westerfield, CDT RET
Freddie Parker Westerfield, CDT RET

My human thinks all this is just a ploy to get her to take me on walks.  I told her if she didn’t believe me to read this:  

Woman Bedridden With Depression And Fatigue Turns Her Life Around With Burlesque Dancing

 

 

21 thoughts on “Frankly Freddie – I found a cure for my human!!!

  1. Freddie, You are a wonderful companion to find the new outlet for you mom. I am so hoping the ad gets responses & you will share next blog she has picked up the pace & dancing. Keep up your sweet caring for your mom & have lots of chocolate treats stocked up. When I dance for my mom she gives me my favorite treats. 😉 Gidgett.

    Sent from my iPhone Linda

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    1. Dear Gidgett, canine dog owner of LBAYME, human-being,

      Your human-being needs more training. You shouldn’t have to dance for treats Work with her a bit everyday until she learns to give you treats just for looking adorable.

      Freddie Parker Westerfield, CDT, RET

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      1. Oh, oh, I’ve got it now: I’ll wear my feathered leash, and, otherwise nude, will run with you,Freddie, and Jacqui to StarBUCKS where the sight of my derierre and frontierre and boobierre will frighten all the other customers away, and we can finally get a table! Freddie and I get some much needed exercise, we all get coffee, and we’ll die laughing, which as you know, is good for our health – laughing, that is. Win win! Oh, Freddie, you are a genius. Judy is cured at last.

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        1. Dear Jan Book Human-being,
          I am only allergic to human dander but fortunately for my human-being I have learned to shake it off so she can sit on the furniture and sleep on my bed.

          Freddie Parker Westerfield, CDT, RET

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