Eat greedily all the delectable things life gives you.
Wallow in what’s soothing & cool.
Snort at those who are not loving.
Celebrate how delicious you are.
Pray you will not be eaten before your time.
Many, many, many years ago, at a business lunch, I defended the pig as being a very intelligent animal. I pointed out that pigs were one of the few animals that would drink alcohol willingly. You have to remember I was young and so was my view of intelligence.
My colleagues found it humorous. In the ensuing year they inundated me by pigs of all sizes, shapes and incarnations: Stuffed pigs, pig pens, pig posters, marizapan pigs, ceramic pigs, wooden pigs, pig calendars, pig stationery. Drowning in all things pig, I vowed never again to defend a sow in public and hence forth I would make it a point to talk about expensive crystal or gemstones.