Happy Hallowee’eeeeeeeeeeeen

    HAPPY  HALLOWEEN! (don’t blame me for this, blame my friend Sharon!)

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and 
after awhile they got to know each other so

  well, they decided to get married.

 
One broom was, of course, the bride broom

​​the other the groom broom.
 
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was  lovely.  
 
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the 
bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 
‘I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!’  
 

‘IMPOSSIBLE !’ said the groom broom.  
 

Are  you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is  going to hurt!!!
 
 



 
‘WE  HAVEN’T EVEN SWEPT

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TOGETHER!’  

 

…………  …………  …………..
Oh  for goodness sake… Laugh, or at least  groan.
Life’s  too short not to enjoy…Even these  silly
….little  cute………….And clean  jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!  


Sounds to me like she’s …….  !
……been sweeping around!!! 
(the BROOM, not my friend Sharon . . . )