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Happy Halloween! Duds to Dudes

Since my “vertigo episode” I’ve been in a fibromyalgia flare-up, complete with exhaustion.  Today I peeled myself out of bed, put on my best duds and went to class to draw a dude.  Can you guess which one is me?

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After spending 3 hours drawing a nude dude this is what I looked like . . .

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Happy Hallowee’eeeeeeeeeeeen

    HAPPY  HALLOWEEN! (don’t blame me for this, blame my friend Sharon!)

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and 
after awhile they got to know each other so

  well, they decided to get married.

 
One broom was, of course, the bride broom

​​the other the groom broom.
 
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was  lovely.  
 
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the 
bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 
‘I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!’  
 

‘IMPOSSIBLE !’ said the groom broom.  
 

Are  you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is  going to hurt!!!
 
 



 
‘WE  HAVEN’T EVEN SWEPT

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TOGETHER!’  

 

…………  …………  …………..
Oh  for goodness sake… Laugh, or at least  groan.
Life’s  too short not to enjoy…Even these  silly
….little  cute………….And clean  jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!  


Sounds to me like she’s …….  !
……been sweeping around!!! 
(the BROOM, not my friend Sharon . . . ) 

Halloween Humiliation – ORANGE Alert, by Max

It’s time for my annual Halloween ORANGE-ALERT.

To all Humans:
 This Halloween
Don’t be mean!
Don’t you dare
make others stare
Dressing up
your precious pup
Please be fair!
just let us wear
our own hair.
 

To All my Canine Cousins:

Be on the look-out for your human coming back from the store with suspicious articles of clothing and paraphenalia that is NOT THEIR color, style or size.  If they start sweet-talking you or offering you treats RUN for your life & HIDE.

No matter how many times I HAVE TOLD HUMANS not to humiliate us because they want to be amused it happens every year.  I prefer to think that Humans just aren’t very smart and have no memory retention beyond a few hours rather then the possibility they are simply insensitive creatures with no regard for our feelings.

These pictures are reminders of the cruel humiliation Human’s are capable of inflicting on us.

SNifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffingly yours,

Max

P.S. My Uncle Rick sent these obscene pictures to my Human.  I will give him the benefit of doubt and assume he was warning her to treat me with respect.


P.P.S.  RUN! Duffy & Ozzie!  RUN!