Orange pumpkins, black cats
skeletons, and scary bats
mummies that horrify
Witches flying through the sky
Thank goodness witches aren’t like birds
screeching and dropping turds
To all Human-beings: It’s time for my Halloween ORANGE-ALERT.
No matter how many times I HAVE TOLD HUMANS not to humiliate us because they want to be amused it happens every year. I prefer to think that Humans just aren’t very smart and have no memory retention beyond a few hours rather than the possibility they are simply insensitive creatures with no regard for our feelings.
Freddie Parker Westerfield, PIC&C
Protector of Innocent Creatures & Critters
Since my “vertigo episode” I’ve been in a fibromyalgia flare-up, complete with exhaustion. Today I peeled myself out of bed, put on my best duds and went to class to draw a dude. Can you guess which one is me?
After spending 3 hours drawing a nude dude this is what I looked like . . .
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! (don’t blame me for this, blame my friend Sharon!)
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after awhile they got to know each other so
well, they decided to get married.One broom was, of course, the bride broomthe other the groom broom.The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the
bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
‘I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!’
‘IMPOSSIBLE !’ said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt!!!
‘WE HAVEN’T EVEN SWEPT
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Oh for goodness sake… Laugh, or at least groan.
Life’s too short not to enjoy…Even these silly
….little cute………….And clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds to me like she’s ……. !
……been sweeping around!!! (the BROOM, not my friend Sharon . . . )