Orange pumpkins, black cats
skeletons, and scary bats
mummies that horrify
Witches flying through the sky
Thank goodness witches aren’t like birds
screeching and dropping turds
Tag Archives: Halloween
Frankly Freddie – Halloween Orange Alert
To all Human-beings: It’s time for my Halloween ORANGE-ALERT.
This Halloween
Don’t be mean!
Don’t you dare
make others stare
Dressing up
your precious pup
Please be fair!
just let us wear
our own hair.
Example of suspicious clothing
To All my Canine Cousins:
Be on the look-out for your human coming back from the store with suspicious articles of clothing and paraphernalia that is NOT THEIR color, style or size. If they start sweet-talking you or offering you treats RUN for your life & HIDE.
Example of humiliation.
No matter how many times I HAVE TOLD HUMANS not to humiliate us because they want to be amused it happens every year. I prefer to think that Humans just aren’t very smart and have no memory retention beyond a few hours rather than the possibility they are simply insensitive creatures with no regard for our feelings.
Frankly,
Freddie Parker Westerfield, PIC&C
Protector of Innocent Creatures & Critters
and Kittys & Witches
Inky Tober – Graceful
Woofie’s Dancing Debut
Oct 17 Prompt GRACEFUL
Posting a drawing a day on Curious to the Max with a once-a-week Sunday-7 Day Retrospective on CATNIPblog for those of you who just want to click- off the dailies!
http://mrjakeparker.com/inktober
Inktober – Mysterious
This mysterious kitty is featured on Halloween stuff on our ZAZZLE CATNIP Shop.
- Kitchen Towels
- Paper Cups
- Napkins,
- Mugs
- Special Orders on any thing your heat desires (as long as Zazzle makes it we can decorate it!)
Oct 15 Prompt MYSTERIOUS
Posting a drawing a day on Curious to the Max with a once-a-week Sunday-7 Day Retrospective on CATNIPblog for those of you who just want to click- off the dailies!
http://mrjakeparker.com/inktober
Inktober – Teeming with Good Witches
Whaahooo! These witches are found on our ZAZZLE CATNIP Shop. They decorate:
- Kitchen Towels
- Paper Cups
- Napkins,
- Mugs
- Special Orders
Can’t get more “teeming” than that!
Oct 13 Prompt TEEMING
Inktober – Which Way Witchy
Some days are just like this . . .
Oct 8 Prompt CROOKED – Which Way Witchy
Posting a drawing a day on Curious to the Max with a once-a-week Sunday-7 Day Retrospective on CATNIPblog for those of you who just want to click- off the dailies!
http://mrjakeparker.com/inktober
Happy Halloween! Duds to Dudes
Since my “vertigo episode” I’ve been in a fibromyalgia flare-up, complete with exhaustion. Today I peeled myself out of bed, put on my best duds and went to class to draw a dude. Can you guess which one is me?
After spending 3 hours drawing a nude dude this is what I looked like . . .
Have a Happy Year! – This should cover it for the next 12 months
Happy NEW YEAR!!!
(Thanks Jan!)
Happy Hallowee’eeeeeeeeeeeen
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! (don’t blame me for this, blame my friend Sharon!)
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after awhile they got to know each other sowell, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broomthe other the groom broom.The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the
bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
‘I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!’
‘IMPOSSIBLE !’ said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt!!!
‘WE HAVEN’T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!’
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Oh for goodness sake… Laugh, or at least groan.
Life’s too short not to enjoy…Even these silly
….little cute………….And clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds to me like she’s ……. !
……been sweeping around!!! (the BROOM, not my friend Sharon . . . )
