I can barely imagine what it is like to be “snow bound”. Having spent all of my life (minus the first year) in the SouthWest I have no concept of living in a State of Snow. One of my dearest friends Jann lives in Minnesota. Jann has fibromyalgia yet she walks 2 hours every day, rain or snow. (Blizzards excluded)
This is for you Jann!
#10: Schedule 15 minutes every day to be depressed and then Zumba the rest of the time.
#9. Go to Brazil for a Bikini Wax
#8 Crank up the thermostat and go to bed with “Ben & Jerry Chunky Monkey”
#8 Stoke the furnace and go to bed with Ben
#7 If Ben Doesn’t work try the Monkey
#6 Fill the basement with sand and sit under an umbrella in a bikini (see #9, you’ve already had the wax)
#5 Be grateful. It could be summer, 100 degrees with 90% humidity and you skipped #9
#4 Start training for the Iditarod.
#3 Make Snow Angels and become rich by selling them on Etsy (or e-bay)
#2 Run for Governor, become a Vice Presidential Candidate and get the hell out of the freezing weather
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO GET THROUGH THE WINTER . . .
#1 MOVE TO SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA NOW!
The Land of MAX