Here’s my semi-weekly Did you Miss Me!!!!!??????? post.Lately, it seems like every other week I’m blogged-out. As my energy (and attention) waxes and wanes so too my posting.
The last art classes produced these projects. The first was sketching onto a plastic plate and then using water soluble color to print.
In the portrait classwe had 3 hours to create a portrait of a real live man. And although I’ve been known to take liberties with the models . . .like adding arms where there are none. . . I didn’t make up his hair-do.
The Peacock mantis shrimp
is no wimp.
Its rear sways
while the front prays
that its glow
4 inches is enough
to strut it’s stuff
“Some mantis shrimp species are rather romantic, meeting their dream shrimp and staying together for life, which is up to 20 years. These lovebirds share the same burrow, protect their eggs, and help each other in hunting. When particularly aroused during mating rituals, the mantis shrimp will start to fluoresce. This means, you guessed it, they have glow-in-the-dark sex, which more than qualifies them as an uncommon creature.”
Click here to find out why the shrimp is no wimp: doodlewash
“Along with its spiky reddish-brown hairdo, it’s quite a sight to behold. It’s also a bird that you are better off viewing from a safe distance due to its other key characteristic that has earned it’s rather insulting nickname. But it’s an accurate one, as the stinkbird actually does smell like poop.”
judy’s stink bird pome
The Stink bird, if you will is a walking, pecking still Its cow poop smell is just a cover for a liquor lover.
The last Princess & the Pea assignment was to create 20 different compositionsand then pick one to paint using a credit card. I was stuck – none of my compositions appealed to me. Well . . . truthfully there were a few that I liked . . . I just didn’t think I could paint them with a credit card . . .
Looking through my stash of paperI came across this unfinished watercolor from Jan 30, 1989.
The date of the class I took was on the back(I remember I dropped out because watercolor was too difficult) The paper tape that held the wet paper on the board was still there.
Experimenting with Yupo paper is part of this month’s assignment. Yupo is slick, non absorbent – kinda like photo-paper – and “not cheap”.
The water-color paint does strange and interesting things on the paper and most of it isn’t in your (read MY) control.
I started with the intention of doing flowers (from the 100 flowers we are to draw – I’ve not done 100 but am pooped out on flowers for the moment).
I “flung” water-color at the paper in a devil-may-care manner pretending it didn’t matter if I ruined a sheet of expensive paper . . .
The more I looked the weirder it got.I saw all kinds of faces & critters in the strange shapes. So I emphasized the faces I saw with pencil and here is Yupo #1, my kind of fairy-garden . . . and I am, I swear, completely sober.
If you’ve been following my blog you know that fish posts have been good to me in blogland – Butterfly Fish, Glum Fish – I decided to honor them with a picture (and it amuses me). Easy, Fun and anyone can do it.
Took a child’s watercolor set (I didn’t take it from a child – it’s my own child’s watercolor set I bought for $1)
Wet the paper with water in a random pattern. (I used a brush but a make-up sponge or q-tip will work)
Put some red, orange and yellow watercolor on top of the wet paper and just let it flow.
Put some more red, orange and yellow watercolor on top again and let it flow.
After it dried I kept turning the paper around and around looking for my fish.
And there they were!
Took a fine line sharpie and outlined the little suckers (no complaints so I continued)
Gave them eyes so they could see what’s happening.
Took out my markers, colored pencils and started putting color on top of color
Then I doodled. They didn’t seem to mind sooooo
I doodled some more.
Lucky for them I’m doodled out today so they have time to acclimate to their current finery. Can’t decide what to call each of them? I think they are related to the Butterfly Fish, cousins several times removed.
The word “Glumfish” is from Salman Rusdhie’s Haroun and the Sea of Stories where the story begins with a super sad city that had forgotten its name and had “a mournful sea full of glumfish, which were so miserable to eat that they made people belch with melancholy”.
I love the name – GLUMFISH – I find it to be quite poetic given my current state of “fibro-glum”.
Wondering what a Glumfish might look like I did some Glumfish BLOB-Pictures.
1. Took cheapie water-colors and wet a blob on the paper and droped LOTS of watercolor on the water blob and let it spread and dry.
2. Turned the paper blobs round and round till
I “saw” a Gumfish shape and
outlined it with marker. Added some glum eyes and mouths.
3. Cut them out and put them on a piece of tissue paper.
4. Decided my Glumfish needed an aquarium. Found some tissue paper, added some sea-weed. Decided not to paste my glumfish down. They need to swim freely and not be STUCK.